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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You must have a green thumb."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Solar Plant

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Bird nesting in the garden.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'