Plant Parenthood Aficionados T-Shirts

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

"I've seen a tulip before."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Pea

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Watering Flowers