Earth Guardians Gifts

Escape from Earth: Warning.

"We leave for a thousand years and they trash the place."

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Earth-no deposit-no return.

"Worrying news on the climate change data."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I love you too, big guy."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Solar Frankenstein

Insect extinction

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"It's trickle down."

'May the forest be with you.'

Nuclear waste.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Save Mars

Climate Change -- You are here.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

Pandora's boxes

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"What about my footprint?"

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Mother Earth

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'