Greens Guardians Gifts

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"He likes it."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Evolution.

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"AI"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Biodiversity

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.