Greens Guardians Gifts

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"He likes it."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Biodiversity

"AI"

Toys and environmental pollution

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.