Green Team Enthusiast T-Shirts

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

I want to talk about the environment...

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Climate Summit

Climate change skeptics.

'Green Peace'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

A gap between the solar panels

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."