Green Team Enthusiast Mugs

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

I guess she had other plans for you.

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

I want to talk about the environment...

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Climate change skeptics.

Electric car

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."