Green Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

Recycling Point: Strange Objects Whose Purpose Has Never Been Clearly Defined.

'All over the Arctic more and more alarming signs of climate change are appearing.'

City on Green IV drip.

'Bloomin global warming...'

Worms saying as golf ball approaches: 'Right lads - let's stop it going down!'

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

'What do you mean 'never heard of Enviro-Control'!'

Free Range Golfers

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

I guess she had other plans for you.

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Honest Vending

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"