Green Planet Gifts

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Just Stop Boil

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"AI"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Climate Change

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Tree Funeral