Planet Admirers Gifts

Moon and Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Slinky Cow World

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Newton's cradle

Cleaning up space junk.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

One of a kind.

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"