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Moon and Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Slinky Cow World

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Krill, baby, krill."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Newton's cradle

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Cleaning up space junk.

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

One of a kind.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"