Atom Admirers Gifts

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Einstein Atomized

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

The star hunters

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Save Mars

"Krill, baby, krill."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Aurora

One of a kind.

The Human Condition

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'We were matched by computer.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope