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'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Einstein Atomized

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

The star hunters

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Save Mars

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Aurora

One of a kind.

The Human Condition

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'We were matched by computer.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'