Atomic Admiration T-Shirts

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

The Human Condition

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Physicist in restaurant.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

Life drawing class.

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

'Hot enough for ya?'

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

I'm a nuclear physicist.

Nuke mouse.

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

Nuclear Confusion