Planetary Gossip Fan Gifts

"She may be cute, but she's terrible with money."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'She's so put together!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

A little bird told me...

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Good Morning Britain

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"He'll see you now, but I should warn you � he secretly despises you."

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

'She'll be back!!!'

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"Let's just do the top layer."

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.