Animal Personality Fan Gifts

"I'm a monster."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

What does aloof mean?

Wolf Karaoke

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"She's a miniature."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Mating rituals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'