Animal Ad Fan Gifts

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Mating rituals

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show