Animal Ad Fan T-Shirts

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Wolf Karaoke

E-Baying @ The Moon

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."