Animal Corporate Fan T-Shirts

Walrus Inc

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Overkill, dude."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'