Planet Fan T-Shirts

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

God's studio assistants

'The sun can't make it.'

"It's sad to see that my old pal from the solar system is no longer with us..."

okfermi: Dating Service for Lonely Planets.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Slinky Cow World

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Newton's cradle

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Space Pioneer

Astronaut Selfie.

Do something for the environment.

Moon Cave

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"What happened?"

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Serious business

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Supermarket Newscaster

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."