Solar Panel Fan Pillows

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Solar Frankenstein

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Renewable Energy

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

Early Space Blunders

Stephen Fry

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'