Bake-off Fan Pillows

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'More bubbles!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Full English Breakfast.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"I'm a monster."

Baking

Cut out and keep your own Chef

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'We need more cake shows!'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Mary Berry

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Ducks on Trucks

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

The best baker in Bath!

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

The Kings Head.

Mary Raspberry

Escape Artists.