Bake-off Fan Pillows

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'More bubbles!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Full English Breakfast.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I'm a monster."

Baking

Cut out and keep your own Chef

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

'We need more cake shows!'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Ducks on Trucks

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

The best baker in Bath!

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

'I was going to rob the bank next door...but that lovely aroma brought me in here!'

"Death takes a personal day."

Escape Artists.