Fresh Bread Fan Pillows

'I was going to rob the bank next door...but that lovely aroma brought me in here!'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Non-Humble Pie.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"I'm a monster."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'After the party Bob never saw the remote again. Luckily he'd spent big on bread sticks.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

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Cow Cow Plops.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"If they really come in peace, where are their fruit baskets?"