Fresh Bread Fan Pillows

'I was going to rob the bank next door...but that lovely aroma brought me in here!'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Non-Humble Pie.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"I'm a monster."

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'It takes all day to eat it.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'After the party Bob never saw the remote again. Luckily he'd spent big on bread sticks.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Ducks on Trucks

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"If they really come in peace, where are their fruit baskets?"

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Cow Cow Plops.