Cutlery Commander Pillows

Culinary surgery.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Cat in a tank...

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

"Still on your left."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

A Fork-lift.

Pottery

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Origin of the 'spork'

No fly zone

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

'Darling, whip me something up in the kitchen.'

"Okay, I get the message."

The Spoonish Inquisition

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.