Cutlery Commander Pillows

Culinary surgery.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Cat in a tank...

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'It's a spork!'

"Still on your left."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Pottery

No fly zone

Origin of the 'spork'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'Darling, whip me something up in the kitchen.'

The Spoonish Inquisition