Cutlery Enthusiasts Pillows

"Spork."

'That guy just gave us the prong!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Culinary surgery.

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

'It's a spork!'

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Origin of the 'spork'

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

Flatware Follies.

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

The Spoonish Inquisition

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Looking Daggers

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

There's a fork in the road.

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Fork reading newspaper

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"