Cutlery Aficionado Pillows

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

Do you have a reservation?

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

Culinary surgery.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

A Fork-lift.

Origin of the 'spork'

'Just like mother used to make.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

"So much to do... so little time."

The Spoonish Inquisition

Looking Daggers

There's a fork in the road.

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"He's one of the few genuine food critics left....he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink."

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

'Oh, my wife invented that -- it's for mashing potatoes.'

"I'm sorry, but I made a big mistake by running off with you. I'm really in love with the fork."

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

The Neanderthal Pocket Knife.

Spoonfest

'How do I tell the fork from the spoon?'

"Salamelier"

"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"