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Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

Do you have a reservation?

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

Culinary surgery.

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Origin of the 'spork'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'Just like mother used to make.'

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

"So much to do... so little time."

The Spoonish Inquisition

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

Looking Daggers

There's a fork in the road.

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"He's one of the few genuine food critics left....he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink."

'Oh, my wife invented that -- it's for mashing potatoes.'

The Neanderthal Pocket Knife.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Spoonfest

'You can dish it out, but you just can't take it.'

Fork with a missing tine is in a wheelchair.

"I'm sorry, but I made a big mistake by running off with you. I'm really in love with the fork."

"The fork Luke...Use the fork."

'How do I tell the fork from the spoon?'