Cutlery Maker Gifts

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Culinary surgery.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

'You complete me.'

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Origin of the 'spork'

The History of Anti-stick

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

Flatware Follies.

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

The Spoonish Inquisition

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

There's a fork in the road.

Fork reading newspaper

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

Love cutlery

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

What salt shakers find amusing

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"If you're really man's best friend, how come your food never comes with cutlery?"

'Which is it, spoon or fork? Talk or die spork!'

"I'm sorry, but I made a big mistake by running off with you. I'm really in love with the fork."