Collecting Seafood Items Pillows

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Clam Spearing

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Natural selection.

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"I'll have the catch of the day."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

I'll try the cod surprise.

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'