Collecting Chicken Items Pillows

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Researching the opossum article.'

Chicken Coupe.

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Can, you hear me?'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Origin of the 'spork'

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Teapot

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

'But they get attached to me!'

Ants take cheese and grater

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"I'm a lucky guy."

Six

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

Tea and Coffee

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

'Chug! Chug! Chug!'

"My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork."

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.

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