Collecting Bird Feeders Pillows

"For the last time...where did you hide my Scotch?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Pass that."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

Feathered frenzy

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Humming Bird's Hum.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Old man sharing a picnic with birds

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."