Collecting Bird Feeders Pillows

"For the last time...where did you hide my Scotch?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bird Torture.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Pass that."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Feathered frenzy

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

Old man sharing a picnic with birds

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."