Collecting Chicken Items T-Shirts

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Researching the opossum article.'

Chicken Coupe.

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

Origin of the 'spork'

'Can, you hear me?'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Birdbath & Beyond

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

Teapot

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

Ants take cheese and grater

'But they get attached to me!'

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

Horn's Broke...Use Bell.

"I'm a lucky guy."

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

Six

'You can dish it out, but you just can't take it.'

Tea and Coffee

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

'Chug! Chug! Chug!'

F&E Kitchen Supplies. Our inventory of cookwear is low just when people want to buy it for Thanksgiving! Uh-oh, caught with our pans down!

Free tickles any size

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.