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'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Flies up the ante!

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Chicken Coupe.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Exploring in the countryside.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

A bee

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Estate Agents.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'But they get attached to me!'

'Call for backup.' (butterfly collectors)

'Once again Inspector, the identification will be difficult: This bug has been badly squashed...'

Genius Parrot

"I could've sworn we only brought two fruit-flies!"

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."