Collecting Food Items T-Shirts

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Can, you hear me?'

Little league world series of poker.

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"....and hold the garlic."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

The Seafood House. Comic Waiters. The Seafood House now has comedians for waiters. Fish and quips!

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"You get free veggies when you order meatloaf -- We call it the 'peas dividend.'"

Origin of the 'spork'

Pet Foods

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

A la Carte

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer.

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'

MKT Diner

Teapot

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

"Profiling!"

Ants take cheese and grater

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?

"Chicken's off"

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Horn's Broke...Use Bell.

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

'Blessed before 20/01/00'

An attempt at kitchen cabinet stand-up comedy. Dinner is on me tonight!