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Come dine with me!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Is the MSG local?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Cook in the cookery section.

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"....and hold the garlic."

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

She found baking helped enormously.

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

Secret Family Recipes