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Come dine with me!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Is the MSG local?"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"....and hold the garlic."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Seminal moments in Chicken History

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

The Seafood House. Comic Waiters. The Seafood House now has comedians for waiters. Fish and quips!

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

She found baking helped enormously.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

Secret Family Recipes

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."