Quirky Menu Collector Pillows

'Today's special is we'll bring in a meal from any other restaurant in the neighborhood.'

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Fast Food Menu Selections

'How is the water prepared?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

"....and hold the garlic."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

What's the insect de jour?

A menu with risks and benefits

"I can't have anything that's a food."

The Seafood House. Comic Waiters. The Seafood House now has comedians for waiters. Fish and quips!

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

Uh

Try our frogs' legs

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

"You get free veggies when you order meatloaf -- We call it the 'peas dividend.'"

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

A la Carte

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chops

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

MKT Diner

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'