Quirky Menu Enthusiast Pillows

"Everything on the menu comes from local garbage cans."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'How is the water prepared?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Kentucky Fried Horse

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Cheese Secret

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Fast Food Restaurant

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Roadkill Restaurant

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Our Troubled Chowders

Chernobyl Chow

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

Salad Hat

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'Who ordered the chef's head?'