Quirky Menu Enthusiast Pillows

"Everything on the menu comes from local garbage cans."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'How is the water prepared?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Kentucky Fried Horse

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Cheese Secret

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Octopi a la mode.

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Fast Food Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Our Troubled Chowders

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Chernobyl Chow

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"And for your entree, sir?"

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Salad Hat