Collecting Quirky Menus Pillows

Burger Peasant: Roadkill at it's Best!

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'How is the water prepared?'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Cheese Secret

Sushi Train Spotters

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Food inspection results

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Chernobyl Chow

"I'll have the chef."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chops

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

Minnesota State Fair.

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'If it has a 'G' next to it, it'll give you a little gas; a 'B' will cause some belching; 'N' may create a bit of nausea...'

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

'What's the special?'

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'