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Burger Peasant: Roadkill at it's Best!

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'How is the water prepared?'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Cheese Secret

Sushi Train Spotters

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Food inspection results

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Chernobyl Chow

"I'll have the chef."

"And for your entree, sir?"

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chops

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

Minnesota State Fair.

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'If it has a 'G' next to it, it'll give you a little gas; a 'B' will cause some belching; 'N' may create a bit of nausea...'

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

'What's the special?'

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

I told you not to order the house dressing. Hurg.