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"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Roadkill Restaurant

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Our Troubled Chowders

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Eye of Newt Helper

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salad Hat

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"