Quirky Menu Lover Prints

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

Tzatzikicicle

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Our Troubled Chowders

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Octopi a la mode.

Roadkill Restaurant

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Salad Hat

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Eye of Newt Helper

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.