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'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

Clam Spearing

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Natural selection.

"I'll have the catch of the day."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

I'll try the cod surprise.