Collecting Food-themed Items T-Shirts

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Little league world series of poker.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Vegetarian Birds

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Easter Bunny!

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Can, you hear me?'

Origin of the 'spork'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Almost Everything Bagel

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

"Lay off the jelly beans."

Ants take cheese and grater

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

"Profiling!"

Teapot

Horn's Broke...Use Bell.

An attempt at kitchen cabinet stand-up comedy. Dinner is on me tonight!

Goldilocks and the Three Gummi Bears

'You can dish it out, but you just can't take it.'

'Blessed before 20/01/00'

Tea and Coffee

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'That's the green house effect.'

F&E Kitchen Supplies. Our inventory of cookwear is low just when people want to buy it for Thanksgiving! Uh-oh, caught with our pans down!

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.