Collecting Farm-themed Items T-Shirts

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow's straw

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Tractor Racing

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Cow Wash Cycle.

French Animal Noises.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'Big egg.'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Can, you hear me?'

'I see the Maids have been in!'