Collecting Farm-themed Items Gifts

Horn's Broke...Use Bell.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Tractor Racing

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

Costume Party.

French Animal Noises.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Cow Wash Cycle.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'Can, you hear me?'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'Big egg.'