Snack Collecting Pillows

Little league world series of poker.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Rage.

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Love is when you watch television together.

"Trail mix?"

Super Heroes.

Honest Vending

To do before Saturday...