Evolution Joker Gifts

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Crisis Buzz.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"See how it feels"

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Party Schools...

"He's always been an optimist."

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

"It is the complete works of shakespeare alright but the pig's claiming he wrote them."

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

Cosmic Weekly - New Galaxy Discovered! Alf Centauri.

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?

"Well, did it work?"

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

"This year I'm getting in shape."