Evolution Joker Gifts

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"See how it feels"

Crisis Buzz.

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"He's always been an optimist."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

Cosmic Weekly - New Galaxy Discovered! Alf Centauri.

"Well, did it work?"

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.