Afterlife Joker Gifts

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will you?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

E=Emcee Squared

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He's always been an optimist."

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'