Afterlife Joker Gifts

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will you?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

E=Emcee Squared

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

"He's always been an optimist."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

A clown & his clone.

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face