Eulogy Joker Gifts

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Joust Sharpener

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'Psych!'

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.