Funeral Joker Gifts

A priest performing a magic trick

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Night of the Latkes

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Ice-Cube-IV

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Santa Claws...

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."