Funeral Joker Pillows

A priest performing a magic trick

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Night of the Latkes

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Ice-Cube-IV

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

Santa Claws...

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."